just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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