A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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