Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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