Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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