dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
it's great music for shaving your balls
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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