I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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