Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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