Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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