This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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