no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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