So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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