If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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