Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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