You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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