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morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.

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Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.

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You win. Erica always eats cat food.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?

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(708): View more from Illinois

Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?

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(734): View more from Michigan

He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.

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