and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
