I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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