Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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