If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
there's paper in my vomit.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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