quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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