Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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