Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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