if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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