so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
How external is "for external use only"?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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