the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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