I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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