Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm sobbing to NWA
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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