You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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