Duck Duck Cougar?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Randomize
