Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
