I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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