Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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