So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
BRING THE BAGELS
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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