I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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