But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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