on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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