i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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