I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
