My brain says no but my pants say off.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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