i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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