Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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