eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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