S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My penis needs a shock collar
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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