yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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