just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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