that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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