About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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