Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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