Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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