If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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