NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Who wears a wallet chain?!
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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