Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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